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Have I Got A Deal For You

Sun Feb 1, 2009, 8:42 PM
Hey You! Yeah You Kid! Boy do I have a deal for you! What if you could be in a club? Oh no not just any club, but a club where you can be your own infomercial personality? Well why don’t you come on over and see what I have to say…you could be the next Vince, maybe even the next Billy Mays! :new: BUT IT DOESN'T STOP WITH JUST THEM.....It goes onto ANY TV PERSONALITY. TV Evangelist, Reporters for News stations, Steamy Late night Hotline services, Ect!


:thumbsup: What Is This Club? :thumbsup:
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An Infomercial OC club! Created By =L1lyn-0f and ~SidTheKid. That’s right, make your own character to go on Tv and sell things! What things? Who know, but its all about selling them…and selling them good! From Oxi-Clean to Slapchop! Go out there and show them your spunk! But what if you dont wanna sell thing?
:new:Maybe your a reporter for a station? A Radio Host? A TalkShow Host? WHATEVER IT IS, AS LONG AS YOUR INFORMING THE PEOPLE!

:megaphone: WTH?! This Sounds Quite Gay….Why Would I Wanna Make A Fag Like Them?? :megaphone:
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Because You Do :iconsquareplz:

:thumbsup:OKAY! :iconhappytimeplz: I DO! How Many OC’s Can I Have? :thumbsup:

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Since OC count is very important to some people….
TWO
But that’s all!!
We’ll think about allowing more later…

:megaphone: So I Sell Stuff…..What Do Ya Mean? :megaphone:
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YOU SELL STUFF….Is that too hard?!? You created a chair that doubles as a chair and toilet?!? SELL IT TO US!! Or THEM…THE PUBLIC…YOU KNOW…. Or :new: Maybe Your a Radio Host who specializes in Celebrity Gossip? Or Maybe a Reality Show host? Welling spans from not only objects but to Info....this is INFOCITY after all! BECOME A PAID PROGRAM CELEBRITY!

:thumbsup: Is That All *HeadScratch* Just….Sell stuff? :thumbsup:

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Well….we’re thinking about missions and such but…the owners are such laid back people…we don’t ask much of people…just…ya know….Have fun. We’ll try to do Events and Such. So don’t worry if you get off on that sorta stuff.

:megaphone: Getting Around :megaphone:
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:thumbsup: Some Guidelines :thumbsup:

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-No GodModding…If reports of God Modding you will be noted, if it continues you will be suspended…if STILL continues, you WILL be banned.
-No DramaLlamas…..Lyk Fo Real y
-No flaming other (Don’t have nothing nice to say, don’t say it at all
-No SABATOGING other peoples OC’s without their consent…
-No Stealing others products unless you guys are like….Cool with it or something…
-If you make someone who specializes in Drama, dont dis on someone without them knowing.
-Any Complaints or Questions? Note us!

:megaphone: In Conclusion :megaphone:
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This is a ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!
You GOTTA JOIN!
And if you call in now, your get this free Gratey and Shamwow

CALL NOW,
PAID PROGRAM PERSON

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holy fuck billy mayes....D:

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oh jered! i could make sweet sweet love to your giant bald head!
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OH SIT.

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*sells millions of things*

*cuz she's amazing*

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